Goony goon goons?

So should I tell you what I did today? What I did this week? This month? These past four months I haven't updated? I'm stuck in perpetual boredom, living from one day to the next without anything to spice it up. I went to school. I got my 3.25. I'm waiting on transfer paper work. Fuck you. My head hurts cause I fell down outside and hit it.

No one reads this. There is no "you". Just like there is no "me". I'm not writing this. My hands are because I'm bored, and like speaking, I have the ability to watch television while I let my hands type on cruise control. Is that interesting? Probably not. So why am I writing this? Probably for the same reason I'm watching television and why my mp3 player on my computer screen is playing some unoriginal punk rock song that any number of bands could do and do exactly the same with it, but only one had the energy to drudge through a task as boring as recording a shit sounding song for three days that no one will care about after three months.

Thank you, underachievers everywhere. Your effort is unappreciated, but "thanks" is what is the social norm to say in this particular situation. "You" will not be remembered after you die and everyone who knows you die. You won't have existed.

Just as this boring band won't exist in three months.

I hope I don't have a concussion. It would suck to not wake up. If I don't, maybe I'll be able to squeeze out a nice dream or two before so. I doubt I have a concussion. So who cares about the dreams if they aren't the last ones I'll have?

This is pointless, but I do it because I'm supposed to.

Isn't that what everything else is?

Holy shit I remembered my password. Fucking A.

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look


Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

almighty_pod Weather Loach Agility 1 | Strength 7 | Stamina 0 Battle Rating 8 Origins almighty_pod decided that the ocean was too salty Can your fishy beat almighty_pod ?

i hate fish.

they're my only fear that makes no sense. some people are afraid of bugs and spiders. most people can't stand snakes. but see, i can't get away from those things. give me a big shoe or a nice shovel, and those motherfuckers go down like a whore on prom night. fish though? you only find them in big bodies of water. reasonable sized creeks and ponds. lakes. oceans. usually, you can't feel the bottom while swimming in places like that. you can swim, sure, but not very fast. and there's these things in the water.

they're slime ridden.

they're ugly.

they have teeth.

and they are fast.

they bite you, slime you, rub you, swim up your shorts, and you can't get away fast enough. what're you gonna do. i'll tell you what you fuckin' do, it's just what i do.

scream like a bitch.

...

lightning almost struck my home. cool.

processofbrandon [4:12 AM]: you are the laziest person I know
processofbrandon [4:12 AM]: and that says a lot because I am fucking lazy

sometimes i wish there was more proof.

Quotable Chris Love Quotes - after drinking.

1. "I've been in America one or twice..." (not 'once', but 'one')
2. "JESUS STOLE AMERICA."
3. "GODDAMNIT, FUCK YOU AND YOUR KRYSTAL ADDICTION!"
4. "That UPS store is cool, Jesus went there and mailed stuff."
5. "Goddamnit, I love fries."
6. "Goddamnit, I said Diet Coke!"
7. "GODDAMNIT."

That guy loves that word, apparently. And hates the idea that Jesus stole a country.

TWO DAYS TILL SPIDER-MAN DEUCE YOU SCEWHEADS.

i'm bored, and i'm exhausted but i can't tear myself away from this game of omaha. just one more hand, i keep thinking, but i'm getting a bit worn.

today was the same as yesterday, and the day after that. i really hope i get this job, i need some cash flow. a party needs to happen soon, mhm. tired of nothing happening. maybe that's because i didn't get to enjoy the last one... eh...

ya ever wish something would come back after it annoyed the everliving shit out of you?

it's a weird thing, fo sho'.

got a new game. tomorrow i start killin' zombies and shit. huzzah.

i'm bored now, yes, but i'm bored in general. something new needs to come along.

how come dredg has to be so good?

me sleepy.

sanzen makes me sleepy.

damn you.

so here it is, 1030, and i'm waiting for 4 am to come so my mother, me and bbelly2k can make the trek to new york. granted, it's only a 2.5 hour flight, but i don't fly that often and am a little nervous about the whole falling down to earth in a tiny tin aeroplane thing.

in any case, bearing that we don't fall from the heavens tomorrow, nyc will be loads of fun.

now if i could just find something to do for 6 hours.

first episode of Salute Your Shorts is on.

you have no idea how much this fucking owns.

so yeah, we went and saw the new harry potter.

if you only watch the movies you'll love it.

if you read the books, you'll like it but wish it had more from the book.

that is all.

-- Name: Derek Cy Newman
-- Birthdate: 08-11-1985
-- Birthplace: Memphis, TN
-- Current Location: Covington
-- Eye Color: Hazel
-- Hair Color: Brown
-- Height: 5'9"
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Leo


LAYER TWO:
-- Your heritage: Irish, German, English
-- The shoes you wear: Saucony
-- Your weakness: British accents
-- You fear: I hear dying sucks.
-- Your perfect pizza: Pizza Villagio off fifth in New York
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: play in the world poker tour (not win... just play)

LAYER THREE:
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: lol
-- Your thoughts first waking up: i gotta piss
-- Your best physical feature: my massive... eyes.
-- Your bedtime: when I go to sleep

LAYER FOUR:
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds.
-- Single or group dates: Never been on a "group date", whatever the hell that is
-- Adidas or Nike: New Balance (I'm with Zac)
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
-- Chocolate or vanilla: neither
-- Cappuccino or coffee: neither

LAYER FIVE:
-- Smoke: yes
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing: everyone does.
-- Take a shower everyday: at least twice a day
-- Have a crush(es): not that i can think of
-- Do you think you've been in love: nope
-- Go to college: yes
-- Liked high school: loved it
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Believe in yourself: What the hell is this- a Lifetime special?
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: what.
-- Think you're a health freak: no
-- Get along with your parents: Usually
-- Like thunderstorms: when I'm not in danger
-- Play an instrument: none

LAYER SIX:
-- Drank alcohol: yes
-- Smoked: yes
-- Done a drug: yes
-- Had Sex: no
-- Made Out: yes
-- Ever gone on a date: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: good lord no.
-- Eaten sushi: not really.
-- Been on stage: yes
-- Been dumped: yeah
-- Gone skating: roller
-- Made homemade cookies: yes, actually
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: yes
-- Stolen anything: hahahah, YES.

LAYER SEVEN:
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
-- If so, was it mixed company: ---
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught "doing something": no
-- Been called a tease: no
-- Gotten beaten up: i'd say beaten, but not beaten up
-- Shoplifted: yeah
-- Changed who you were to fit in: what?

LAYER EIGHT:
-- Age you hope to be married: 27
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 boy at least, who knows
-- Describe your dream wedding: who cares.
-- Where you want to go to college: Went to MTSU last year
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: some sort of writer
-- What country would you most like to visit: england

LAYER NINE:
-- Best eye color: blue
-- Best hair color: black
-- Short or long hair: medium
-- Height: not freakishly tall
-- Best weight: one that is hot. (not the weight, but the girl)
-- Best articles of clothing: what
-- Best first date location: anything affordable
-- Best first kiss location: anywhere

LAYER TEN:
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: umm... let's say 4 (no hard drugs, thank you.)
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
-- Number of CDs that I own: 78... i think
-- Number of piercings: 2
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: four or five
-- Number of scars on my body: including surgeries... 5

so here i am again, awake at 3am and on the internet with the rest of the dirtbags, slimballs and perverts of the universe. no one decent is on this time of night, no one, unless they're working or something like that- something righteous.

i'm not emo anymore. sometimes i wonder if i ever was, but i read some posts from some of my friends, and i see all this shit they have to deal with. i can't decide if i should feel glad or feel as if i'm missing out on something. ah well. i guess both.

i miss my friends. the shotgun six.

fuck all this shit, let's go out tonight, paint the town with the blood of the undeserving and the wretched. let's drink until we can't feel feelings and then laugh at the miserable trash that whine about missing chris carrabba's latest "show" (because god knows, emo bands never have "concerts"). we used to do that, and i miss it.

i want to throw down an ace high flush again. and i want to be beaten by the unseen full house.

i'm bored a lot here. idle hands do the devil's deeds, and i'm wondering why satan is so concerned over beating Tekken 4.

i want to see the city again.

i'm not mad at anyone anymore, and that feels strange.

From some forum about going away from God... or something.

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Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, andviolence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing. 1

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. 2

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. 3

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) 4 (rob zombie and rage come to mind)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. 5

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports. 6 (sunday school just isnt fun anymore)

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. 7 (b/c i read harry potter books)

-Takes drugs. 7

-Drinks alcohol. 8

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental
health center.)

-Complains of boredom. 9

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. 10

-Is excessively awake during the night. 11

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. 12

-Spends large amounts of time alone. 13

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.) 14 (i dont meditate to talk to ghosts though)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult. 15

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school. 16

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) 17

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.18

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the 19
computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. 20 (im sure ive done that at some point)

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex. 21

-Masturbates. 22 (everyone does, dont lie.)

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, breyanne! Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. 23 (philosophy and mythology count?)

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.


23, woooo!!!

IM EVIL.

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From Go-Quiz.com

Say what you will, but for a moment in time when all the stars and planets aligned to form one big middle finger in the center of the universe, I, and some of my friends, actually enjoyed Undressed on MTV. Two things (the show and station itself) that aren't liked very well in many circles these days. Now, ahem, everyone paying attention? Gooood...

Let's start the Undressed additives, eh?

The season starts, and let's just say it follows three couples. These six people, through trials and tribulations, either stay together at the end of their story arch or break up, sending their happy asses but ultimately appeasing the fans in the same fell swoop. Now, for about three or four episodes, these six people get together, have sex off camera and deal with the problematic occurences that go hand in hand with the horizontal hustle, be it STDs or pregnancy or (gasp!) actually starting to have feelings for one another.

Now here comes the third episode of the season, and of those three couples, two of the stories are completed... But now how to continue the season? Sub-characters.

The remaining couple have another story arch while sub-characters from the other two storylines step into the limelight.

This formula suckers you into actually caring about the characters, however shallow or cliche, and keeps you coming back by sucking you into liking these people's friends who end up having their own 15 minutes of canceled MTV fame.

Get all that?

Goooood.

i haven't updated in a while- simply to piss you off.

ha ha. you suck.

so there was this party. and at this party, there were two people we really didn't know. they drank. they got drunk after surprisingly few drinks.

and then... well, and then they went crazy. perhaps they were always crazy, and vodka just brings out the perceptive side of me, but before they drank they weren't running all over the neighborhood while crying and telling everyone to fuck off and die. hm.

i've been watching degrassi all night. and while it doesn't have the same addictive "flare" as undressed once showed me, i started this marathon, and goddamnit, i'm gonna finish it. just to prove that yes, canadian television is bearable. nogin... nogin sucks. go to television hell, nogin.

i'm aries. 'nuff said.

...in other news...

i'm running out of things to say. funny how there's nothing to be said after months of not writing in this piece of internet nu-hippie trash. hm.

i got new aims.

shunyourself and another dissent.

drop me a line, homeslice.

on degrassi, a mother accidentally called her daughter an accident. i suppose thoughts of abortion loosens up one.

leave me comments if you still read this.